i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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