I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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