I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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