Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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