Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
