Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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