She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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