Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Text me some of your sweat
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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