she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Welp...herpes.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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