Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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