if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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