the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Randomize
