hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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