Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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