Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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