You smell like stripper and shame
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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