just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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