is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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