Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
