Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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