but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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