: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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