why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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