we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
