Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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