Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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