on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
is it fun? or sober?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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