Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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