Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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