She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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