his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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