After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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