That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I party with great urgency now.
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