omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Randomize
