wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
You don't make any sense
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