we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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