BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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