i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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