You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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