no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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