i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
It's just like the Real World with babies
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
