wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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