its not stalking. its research.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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