My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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