So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
