Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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