He uses pillows to masturbate.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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