And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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