We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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