Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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