so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
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