Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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