I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
