I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I need moral support for this bender
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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