he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I'd cum for enchiladas.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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